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Photo: Mariano Garca-Gaspar <\/p>\n Photo: Mariano Garca-Gaspar <\/p>\n
He goes “towards a fart cloud.” (Está al re pedo.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine doesn’t invite you with a “Hi, How\\’s it going?” <\/h2>\n
He just says, “How are things doing, Big Balls?” (¿Qué hacés, boludo?<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine doesn’t say “I don’t are concerned about something.”<\/h2>\n
He says, “I are concerned about how the way I value a turd.” (Me importa un sorete.<\/i>) <\/p>\nAn Argentine doesn’t “go fast.”<\/h2>\n
He goes with the “Saints’ farts speed.” (Va a los santos pedos.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine doesn’t add “speechless.”<\/h2>\n
He “shuts your ass.” (Te cierra el orto.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine doesn’t just “have issues.”<\/h2>\n
He includes a “soap-opera-sized quilombo<\/i> (gigantic problem).” (Tiene un quilombo de novela.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine doesn’t “hit you.”<\/h2>\n
He “violently shits sticks upon you.” (Te recontra caga a palos.<\/i>) <\/p>\nAn Argentine woman doesn’t have got a “large bust.”<\/h2>\n
She has “plenty of rubber.” (Mucha goma.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine man doesn’t use a “small penis.”<\/h2>\n
He carries a “peanut.” (Tiene un maní.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine never says “it’s so bad.”<\/h2>\n
He says, “Just what a sharp drop, crazy man!” (¡Qué bajón, loco!<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine isn\\’t “ignorant.”<\/h2>\n
He’s “pure grease.” (Es un grasa.<\/i>) <\/p>\nAn Argentine is not a “good friend.”<\/h2>\n
He’s someone created from iron. (Es de fierro.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine doesn’t “scold” you.<\/h2>\n
He “powerfully fart-shits you.” (Te re caga a pedos.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine doesn’t require that you “de-stress.”<\/h2>\n
He requires “rescue yourself.” (Rescatate.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine doesn’t make an effort to “seduce a lady.”<\/h2>\n
He “releases the greyhounds.” (Le suelta los galgos.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine doesn’t take action “immediately.”<\/h2>\n
He will it really “for a touch.” (Lo hace al toque.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine doesn’t “imagine.”<\/h2>\n
He “flashes.” (Flashea.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine is not only “in big trouble.”<\/h2>\n
He’s “shitting fire.” (Está cagando fuego.<\/i>) <\/p>\nAn Argentine doesn’t just “lack interest” in something.<\/h2>\n
That something can “suck amongst his balls.” (Le chupa un huevo.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine doesn’t “get distracted.”<\/h2>\n
He “hangs himself.” (Se cuelga.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine isn\\’t “feeling like something.”<\/h2>\n
Something “is painting him.” (Le pinta.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine doesn’t “laugh his take off.”<\/h2>\n
He laughs over-time “he shits himself.” (Se caga de risa.<\/i>) <\/p>\nAn Argentine doesn’t “fall madly in love.”<\/h2>\n
He’s “about his hands.” (Está hasta las manos.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine doesn’t “be harmed.”<\/h2>\n
He “becomes shit.” (Se hace mierda.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine doesn’t “fail doing something.”<\/h2>\n
It originates out “like his ass.” (Le sale para el orto.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine doesn’t “bother someone.”<\/h2>\n
He “inflates said person’s eggs.” (Infla los huevos.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine seriously isn\\’t “afraid.”<\/h2>\n
He’s “shitting himself nearly his legs.” (Está cagado hasta las patas.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine is not a “good guy.”<\/h2>\n
He’s a “top class guy.” (Es de primera.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine is not “tired.”<\/h2>\n
He’s “fissured.” (Está fisurado.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine hasn\\’t “had enough” of something.<\/h2>\n
He’s “rotten.” (Está podrido.<\/i>) <\/p>\nAn Argentine doesn’t “phone you on the telephone.”<\/h2>\n
He “hits you with a tube.” (Pega un tubazo.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine just isn\\’t “very excited.”<\/h2>\n
His “batteries are fully charged.” (Tiene las re pilas.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine doesn’t take action “inappropriate.”<\/h2>\n
He “weighs the anchor.” (Se zarpa.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine doesn’t “run away” from a distressing situation.<\/h2>\n
He “escapes while shitting himself.” (Sale cagando.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine doesn’t “con you.”<\/h2>\n
He “shits giving you.” (Te caga.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine doesn’t “get angry.”<\/h2>\n
He gets “super hot.” (Se re calienta.<\/i>) <\/p>\nAn Argentine doesn’t “rob.”<\/h2>\n
He “drips.” (Chorrea.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine doesn’t “like” something.<\/h2>\n
Something “fits him perfectly.” (Le re cabe.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine doesn’t have “bad intentions.”<\/h2>\n
He has “bad milk.” (Mala Leche.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine isn\\’t “wasting his time.”<\/h2>\n
He is “egging.” (Hueveando.<\/i>)<\/p>\nAn Argentine doesn’t “win” a debate.<\/h2>\n
He asks you to “suck that tangerine!” (¡Chupate esa mandarina!<\/i>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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