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1. In every WTF situation, your thumb, index, and middle finger automatically unite and rise.
2. In a different food situation, your hand and the salt shaker automatically meet.
3. In virtually any drinking situation, you ensure that your glass chinks every last glass inside the room, And you just try this annoying eye-contact thing.
4. So long as think fernet tastes like de-icer.
5. You’re never sure how to greet non-Argentines of the identical sex and inevitably use excessive bodily contact.
6. You\’re certain that beeping the horn nonstop is a vital part of a typical driving experience.
7. You will not think Día del Amigo is comparable to Valentine’s Day for stupid pointless commercialism.
8. You actually educate father and mother for you to love them. Seriously.
9. You\’ve got no downside to drinking Quilmes.
10. You’re worried about policemen, even though they’re the exact same color since you.
11. If your woman, you ignore football entirely for several many years 11 months and get extremely shouty and screamy for a month and annoy the shit from everyone.
12. It no longer phases anyone to begin making dinner at 11pm.
13. You think of punctuality an Anglo-Saxon absurdity.
